Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi-हिन्दी चुटकुले, हिन्दी जोक्स, गुदगुदी

Santa beach par gaya

Santa ek bar beach par gaya to log us se puchh ne lage ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
aur Santa bola ki no I am Santa.

to Santa ne dekha ki ek admi ro raha tha to Santa ne kaha ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?

aur admi ne kaha ki YES, I AM RELAXING to Santa ne jor se
uske gaal par thappad mara.

aur admi ne kaha ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPPING ME?

Sante ne kaha ki sare beach par log tujhe dhund rehe hai aur tu yaha
baitha hai?

 

Free Gift

Santa Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Santa – Ullu matt banao isme likha hai “Cholesterol Free”

 

Santa in a race

100 metre ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee – Y r u not running…?
Santa – My number is 4.

More Santa Banta Jokes…

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Santa aur Bank Employee

SBI Bank- Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Santa- Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye….

 

Iron ki kami

Santa- Kal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta- Aapko kaise pata chala?  Santa- Maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi…

 

 

Banie ki Shaadi mei Santa

Santa banie ke ladake ki shaadi mein gaya ,

lekin koi kuchh khaane ko de hi nahin raha tha ,

baar baar paani gilaas mein bharakar pilaaya ja raha tha ,

khaane ke intajaar mein santa 12 gilaas paani pi chooka tha ,
thakakar vetar se bola ,

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Santa – Bhai thodi birayaani milegi , paani jara gale mein atak gaya hai.

 

 

 

Jale hue lips

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta:/ Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya!!!…..

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